I blame myYearbook for my failure.

I absolutely hate the fact that myYearbook alerts you when people have viewed your profile... This sounds hilarious and it is... now, but I was mad/sad/emotional when all this went down.

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At the end of February... or was it the beginning of March? Oh, who knows... anyways me and this woman from Vancouver, Washington started dating. Her name was Tara - Age:19.

We pulled money together and got her a bus ticket down here to see me on the 28th of March. She stayed for a few weeks. We hit it off... or at least I thought so...

After she went back home... the phone calls she promised me everyday moved to every other day... to maybe twice a week.

Sooo... she is on my friends on myYearbook. I was worried because I knew how stressful her daily-life was and wanted to see if she had posted anything recent on her profile.

Instead what I saw was that she was totally paying attention to this other woman; Sending lovey-dove messages/stickers/gifts back and forth.

So... I checked the other woman's profile... like everyday to see if she had sent her new things. I gave Tara way more credit than she deserved.

The other woman sent me a message asking me, "Who are you?"... I am a very blunt person and just straight out asked her if she and Tara were in a relationship.

-Ding, Ding- Turns out... I hit the bulls eye. The woman's name was, Jill. After that we started talking... she had the same feeling about me... we both felt played.

Now... I wasn't mad at Jill in the least. Seems that, Tara never mentioned anything about me to her. We both planned on breaking up on her. We called her on three way with the best opening line for something like this... wanna know what I said?

We called... and she picked up. The first thing I said after her greeting was, "Heyy! Guess who's on three way with us?"

"Hm, I don't know, babe... who?" She questioned.

"Oh, you know... your girlfriend. Heh, the one that isn't me..."

Then... I called her a lowlife with no morals; Breaking it off busted into laughter, and hung up. =]I'm such a cruel person...

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On the bright-side!!! I get to go to Pride, June 5-7! ^^

Sorry about all of the uploads in such a sort period of time. I don't have my internet up still; money issues, and edited some of my deviations and needed to upload them. >.<

A
- Available: Since February 12,2009
- Age: 16
- Annoyance: Sarcasm
- Allergic: Nothing...
- Animal: Vampire?
- Actor: Che... no.

B
- Beer: Sometimes
- Birthday/Birthplace: February 12, 1993; Kansas City
- Best Friends: Uh... a lot.
- Body Part on opposite sex: Taco...?
- Best feeling in the world: Numbness
- Blind or Deaf: I wear glasses and turn the volume up to loud. XD
- Best weather: SUMMER
- Been in Love: Whats love? Show me?
- Been bitched out?: Che'yah...
- Been on stage?: Yeppers... but I fell off... O.o
- Believe in yourself?: Depends...
- Believe in life on other planets: Duh...
- Believe in miracles: Sure
- Believe in Magic: Never really thought about it.
- Believe in God: Nada
- Believe in Satan: WOOT!!!
- Believe in Santa: Used to... untill I realized adults were brain-washing their children.
- Believe in ghosts/spirits: Yeppers
- Believe in Evolution: Uh, yeah...

C
- Car: Jimmy
- Candy: Hersey Cookies N' Cream
- Color: RAINBOW
- Cried in school: No
- Chocolate/Vanilla: [Mint]Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican food: Both
- Cake or pie: Pie
- Countries to visit: Japan, German, Canada
- Clothing Style: I don't like categories...
- Characteristics: Random


D
- Day or Night: LET THERE BE NO LIGHT!!!
- Dream vehicle: ... Bug...
- Danced: I guess
- Dance in the rain?: I got sick after wards...
- Dance in the middle of the street?: I don't remember...
- Do the splits?: Once upon a time...

E
- Eggs: Yummy w/ketchup
- Eyes: Hazel
- Everyone has: Stuff?
- Ever failed a class?: Math...

F
- First crush: Alyssa
- Full name: Ashley Brook Cooper
- First thoughts waking up: Ugh...
- Food: Om nom nom

G
- Greatest Fear: Rejection
- Giver or taker: Both
- Goals: The usual...
- Gum: Sometimes
- Get along with your parents?: Nopers
- Good luck charms: My Nikey wrist-band...

H
- Hair Color: Black Brown
- Height: 5' 4 1/2"
- Happy: I guess...
- Holidays: Halloween
- How do you want to die: Freak accident
- Health freak?: No... to a certain extent...
- Hate: is a strong word...

I
- Ice Cream: ... Chocolate.
- Instrument: Violin or Guitar

J
- Jewelry: Earings, eyebrow ring, necklace, and wrist-band.
- Job: Librarian

K
- Kids: Ew...
- Kickboxing or karate: Karate
- Keep a journal?: Does this count?

L
- Longest Car Coach Ride: IDK
- Love: ......
- Letter:
- Laughed so hard you cried: Yeah...
- Love at first sight:

M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate
- Movie: Romance/Comedy/Horror/Action
- Mooned anyone?: Who hasn't?
- Marriage: Someday... in the future...
- Motion sickness?: Nope
- McD’s or BK: Bleh...

N
- Number of Siblings: To many to count...
- Number of Piercing: Six

O
- Overused: My shoes... O.o
- One wish:
- One phobia: Getting old...

P
- Place you’d like to live: Japan or Canada
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi

Q
- Quail: Eh?
- Questionnaires: Take to damn long... D:<

R
- Reason to cry: ......
- Reality Television: Sometimes...
- Radio Station: 98.9 The Rock!
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: XD

S
- Song:
- Shoe size: Seven
- Sushi: Yummeh...
- Skipped school: Che'yah! XD
- Slept outside: Yeah
- Seen a dead body?: -Nods-
- Smoked?: -Double nod-
- Skinny dipped?: Ahahahahahaha... we won't go there... O_o
- Shower daily?: Yep...
- Sing well?: No... I sing like I talk...
- In the shower?: Depends...
- Swear?: A lot...
- Stuffed Animals?: Nope
- Single/Group dates: Either
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries =]
- Scientists need to invent: A time machine...

T
- Time for bed: Whenever
- Thunderstorms: I like...
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: I wish...

U
- Unpredictable: Always
- Under the influence?: ......
- Understanding?: When I feel like it...

V
- Vegetable you hate: Spinache...
- Vegetable you love: Brocoli
- Vacation spot: My friends house...

W
- Weakness: Chowder eyes... >.<
- When you grow up: IDK
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Karli
- Who makes you laugh the most: Karli
- Worst feeling: Lonliness
- Wanted to be a model?: Ew... no...
- Where do we go when we die: Reincarnation... XP
- Worst weather: Snow
- Walk with a book on your head?: Haha, sometimes.

X
- X-Rays: Yeppers

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Daisy?

Z
- Zoo animal: Penguin
- Zodiac sign: Aquarius <333

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Stolen from:

I jacked this from my cousin:

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Prep:
[X]You own something from aeropostale
[ ]You own somthing from hollister
[ ]You own somthing from american eagle
[ ]You own somthing from abercromie
[X]You have blonde or brown hair
[ ]You have been called a prep
[X]You have converse
[ ]You wear ballet flats
[ ]You don't play sports
[X]You straighten your hair
Multiply by 10: 40%


Gangster:
[ ]You have Bapes
[ ]You know the song 'Thizzle dance'????
[ ]You listen to mac dre
[ ]You usually wear jerseys
[X]You've held a real gun
[ ]You wear nikes
[X]You play basketball or football - I jack around with my friends.
[X]You never wear pink
[ ]You've been called a gangster [Not as a joke either].
[X]You listen to gang related music
Multiply by 10: 40%


Emo:
[X]You've worn black nail polish
[ ]You like 'my chemical romance'
[X]You wear black eyeliner
[ ]You have no friends
[X]You usually wear black
[X]You've been called emo
[X]You Have black hair - Streaks
[ ]You rarely talk
[ ]You sit in corners
Multiply by 10: 50%

Jock:
[X]You have at least 5 medals
[X]You have at least 2 trophies
[X]You have at least 4 jerseys
[ ]You watch NBA playoffs
[ ]You have had practice almost everyday
[X]You have played on a team - Softball
[ ]You've been called a jock
[X]You have been told you're good at a sport
[X]You've played in at least 7 tournaments..
[X]You've coached young kids in a sport - My younger cousin, Gabby's, team.
Multiply by 10: 70%


Redneck
[X]You live in the south
[X]You have ridden a horse
[X]You know what chaps are
[X]You listen to country music - I listen to a variety of music.
[ ]You're proud to be southerner.
[ ]You own a rebel flag anything
[X]People say you have a country accent
[ ]You've gone mudd boggin
[X]You own a dodge, or, chevy or Jeep Wrangler... - I drive a Jimmy.
[ ]You always wear blue jeans
Multiply by 10: 60%