I am bored! Sooo... I decided to post some of my favorite sayings! ^^

1. I don't like to talk on the telephone much... I always hear voices.

2. I think you need a new ass... your old one has a crack in it.

3. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

4. If--a two letter word for futility.

5. Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

7. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

8. If it's dangerous to talk to your self, then it's probably even dicer to listen.

9. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

10. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

11. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

12. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

13. Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?

14. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

15. Out of my mind, back in five minutes.

16. Always remember, your unique, just like everybody else.

17. I tried to sniff coke once, but the ice kept bumping my nose.

18. I used to have a handle on my life, but it broke.

19. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you!

20. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

21. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

22. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

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Uh... thats all I can think of atm... XD