I absolutely hate the fact that myYearbook alerts you when people have viewed your profile... This sounds hilarious and it is... now, but I was mad/sad/emotional when all this went down.
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At the end of February... or was it the beginning of March? Oh, who knows... anyways me and this woman from Vancouver, Washington started dating. Her name was Tara - Age:19.
We pulled money together and got her a bus ticket down here to see me on the 28th of March. She stayed for a few weeks. We hit it off... or at least I thought so...
After she went back home... the phone calls she promised me everyday moved to every other day... to maybe twice a week.
Sooo... she is on my friends on myYearbook. I was worried because I knew how stressful her daily-life was and wanted to see if she had posted anything recent on her profile.
Instead what I saw was that she was totally paying attention to this other woman; Sending lovey-dove messages/stickers/gifts back and forth.
So... I checked the other woman's profile... like everyday to see if she had sent her new things. I gave Tara way more credit than she deserved.
The other woman sent me a message asking me, "Who are you?"... I am a very blunt person and just straight out asked her if she and Tara were in a relationship.
-Ding, Ding- Turns out... I hit the bulls eye. The woman's name was, Jill. After that we started talking... she had the same feeling about me... we both felt played.
Now... I wasn't mad at Jill in the least. Seems that, Tara never mentioned anything about me to her. We both planned on breaking up on her. We called her on three way with the best opening line for something like this... wanna know what I said?
We called... and she picked up. The first thing I said after her greeting was, "Heyy! Guess who's on three way with us?"
"Hm, I don't know, babe... who?" She questioned.
"Oh, you know... your girlfriend. Heh, the one that isn't me..."
Then... I called her a lowlife with no morals; Breaking it off busted into laughter, and hung up. =]I'm such a cruel person...
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On the bright-side!!! I get to go to Pride, June 5-7! ^^
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